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OBAMA RESIGNS!

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WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced today that President Barack Obama will step down as the President of the United States so that he can focus on winning the 2012 Democratic presidential nomination. White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, said the President plans to make an official announcement in a speech at Germany’s Tiergarten Park, the same location of his speech in 2008 where an estimated 200,000 Germans screamed and cheered for him. “The President feels it would be an appropriate location to announce that he will be running as a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2012 election.” The Daily Rash spoke with Carney following his announcement. Jay Carney: President Obama is very much aware that things are not going well for the United States right now. So he is determined to let the people know that he has plans to end the wars, pass an even better universal health care bill and to stop global warming in 2012. The Daily Rash: But isn’t he trying to do those things now? Jay Carney: President Obama realizes that there are far too many problems right now to really accomplish anything. With the economy still so sluggish, many people are wary […]

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