Family Refused to Allow Gulf Oil Spill Ruin Beach Vacation
GULF OF MEXICO – After a fun filled day of snorkeling and water skiing in the Gulf of Mexico, the Dunlap family was exhausted. Herb and Stella Dunlap almost canceled their beach vacation in 2010 after...
View ArticleOBAMA RESIGNS!
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced today that President Barack Obama will step down as the President of the United States so that he can focus on winning the 2012 Democratic presidential...
View ArticleVice President Biden Endorses Rick Santorum
WASHINGTON – In a surprising turn of events today, Vice President Joe Biden announced that he is backing Republican candidate Rick Santorum in the 2012 presidential race. The Vice President said he...
View ArticleBarbara Walters Lands First Interview with 3-Month-Old Colorado Shooting Victim
COLORADO – ABC News announced today that Barbara Walters has landed the first interview with the 3-month-old victim of last year’s tragic movie theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado. The baby was...
View ArticleBiden Says Department of Homeland Security Crawling with Lesbians
WASHINGTON – With the demonstrations and subsequent military coup in Egypt drawing the bulk of the media’s attention this week, reports that a senior official at the Department of Homeland Security had...
View ArticleBiden: ‘Obama Doesn’t Lie. He’s an Articulate & Clean African American’
WASHINGTON – What was supposed to have been a friendly town hall meeting for Vice President Biden with senior citizens this morning escalated into a raucous shouting match over problems with the newly...
View ArticleJohn Kerry Enters Rehab After White House Stages Botox Intervention
WASHINGTON – This morning the White House acknowledged that President Obama invited John Kerry to Thanksgiving dinner last week in order to stage an intervention. Earlier in the week Obama met with...
View ArticleObama Appoints Reverend Al Sharpton Global Warming Czar
WASHINGTON – During this morning’s White House briefing Jay Carney confirmed President Obama will appoint Al Sharpton to be the administration’s new Global Warming Czar. Carney said the president was...
View ArticleHillary Clinton Says Nazi Salute at Book Signing Was Just a Silly Joke
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – At a crowded book signing yesterday former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was photographed doing a Nazi salute as she and several women around her laugh. When Mrs. Clinton was...
View ArticleEric Holder Vows to Shave Mustache if Ferguson Cop Isn’t Indicted
FERGUSON, MISSOURI – Attorney General Eric Holder made a surprise appearance Friday at a parking lot protest rally in downtown Ferguson. Arriving by limo, Holder jumped up on the flatbed truck that...
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